You're Like a Steve Jobs …
Without all that
Genius Baggage

(— nod to Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog),
by Tom Ersin, December 15, 2011

I got my first computer — a “PC” — in 1998. I got my first Mac in 2003. I’ve used both formats regularly, since. So when it comes to the PC-vs.-Mac debate, I’m relatively unbiased. And now that Steve Jobs has passed on, rest his soul, it’s time for someone to speak up.

In my early personal computer years (late 1990s), I had many coworkers and a boss who were Mac fanatics. To them, Apple (who developed the Macintosh computer in 1984) was king. They were Apple computer loyalists to a fault, starting with the Apple I and II in the mid-1970s. And they schooled me on the evils of Bill Gates and his company: “Microsoft held a monopoly.” “Macs don’t need drivers” (you don’t wanna know). “Bill Gates stole the concept of virtual-windows-on-a-computer-screen from Apple.” Apparently, per the Mac fanatics, Steve Jobs was nice enough to invite Bill to the Apple facilities in the early ‘80s to see what they were up to. Next thing you know, Bill “invents” the Windows Operating System.

OK. I never checked this out, but I do know that in 1988, Steve Jobs and Apple sued Microsoft — and lost — over, among other things, copyright infringement of the “windows” interface idea. Oh, and I learned never to ask my fanatics any computer questions. “We don’t know anything about PCs. If you want our help with computers, get a Mac.” OK.

In 2003 I decided to set up a computer-based home recording studio. After researching which was the best platform (PC or Mac) — and, of course, receiving input from my fanatics — I determined that Mac was considered the preferred OS (hip talk for “operating system”) for graphics and media work such as audio recording. So, for twice the price of a PC, I got in at the beginning of the Macintosh G5 wave. I actually had to wait two weeks before it was released.

Mac G5 The Mac G5 worked great, no question about it. And as I learned to use OS X (say, but do NOT write, “O-S-10”), the latest release of Macintosh’s operating system, I was struck by its similarities to my Microsoft Windows system. About the only difference in driving these two cars was that the X-in-the-box for closing a window was on the upper-left side of the screen instead of the upper-right. Of course, the machinery deep under the hood was greatly dissimilar, and I had to spend time learning that. Changing the oil and rotating the tires were very different processes between one platform and the other.

Over time, I met other computer-based recording enthusiasts. Some used Macs, some, PCs. Like me, most used Pro Tools, which is considered by many to be the industry standard for audio recording software. Originally, Pro Tools was only offered for the Mac format; but ultimately, it was also released for PC users. At this stage of software development — the mid-oughts — my PC Pro Tools group had just as few cavities as my Mac Pro Tools users. They both seemed equally satisfied with their computer’s performance, except the PC users only spent half as much money.

Now, feel free to impress your friends with that tidbit of personal computer history. By the way, long before the term “political correctness” came into vogue, the initialism PC stood for “personal computer.” But today, PC is a misnomer in that it excludes Apple computers, which have also always been personal computers in the literal sense. It’s sort of like the “Kleenex” versus “tissue” conundrum. Here’s what happened: Xerox was fooling around with small computers for the home in the early ‘70s. Ultimately, IBM developed the first commercially successful personal computer in 1981. Then other computer makers developed and marketed their own machines based on IBM’s format. These IBM compatible computers were soon universally powered by Microsoft DOS (a command-line interface), followed by Microsoft Windows (a graphical user interface). In 1984 Apple and their new Macintosh computer (get it: apple — Macintosh) came along with their own proprietary operating system, and suddenly there Steve Jobs and First Mac Computer was a need to differentiate “Macintosh” from “IBM PC compatible” personal computers. Ergo, the nicknames “Mac” versus “PC.” Tie this all together and you see that not every personal computer is a PC, just as not every tissue is a Kleenex.

I’m getting to my fun points, I promise. One last discussion about Apple’s business philosophy: They operate on a vertical integration model, which means Apple controls almost every aspect of production from beginning to end. Dell and Gateway buy hardware and software (including MS Windows) from other companies to assemble their computers. Conversely, Apple has tried to use only their own hardware and software — which is not available to other companies or their users — though they have softened some in recent years on the hardware side of this equation. They continue to hold firm in retaining strict domination over the Macintosh operating system: It still cannot be legally (or practically) used on non-Apple computers. Many business pundits point to this restriction in explaining Apple’s near demise in their pre-iPod (mid-1990s) period. Contrast this with Bill Gate’s decision to lease his Microsoft operating system to IBM rather than sell it out right — which would have locked it down to one brand of machine like Apple did. Instead, Bill was able to offer his software to all IBM PC compatible computer makers and make a jillion dollars.

Profits aside, many people respected Jobs decision to keep Apple vertically integrated. After coming back to save his company in 1997 (after being ousted in 1985), he developed the game-changing iPod — again with a proprietary format, this time of song files that couldn’t be played on any other brand of digital music player. Apple controlled the process from locking down the iPod, itself (literally, you can’t get into the thing without breaking it), to totally controlling the song format, song purchasing, and song software (iTunes) needed to set up the iPod player. Steve said he wanted to make the listening experience idiot-proof (my words, not his). But in my view, that’s the problem. Like AOL, Jobs put training wheels on his product. This may be all right for beginners just learning how to ride. But if I’m not allowed ever to take the training wheels off, I’ll never be able to pop a wheelie or lean into a turn. This is why I have an other-brand digital music player and not an iPod. I want to do what I want with my songs after I buy them. I don’t want to mess around with a cockamamie music file format designed to tie my hands behind my back. I want the freedom to buy songs from other companies. I want to be able to lean into my turns — no training wheels.

Anyway, Steve Jobs has passed on and, admittedly, left a changed-for-the-better world behind. Though, a Henry Ford or a Thomas Edison he was not, he did a lot of great things. But I’ve learned a few other things about him. Number One: Apparently, he negotiated a visit to the Xerox PARC research lab in 1979 and saw their work with an experimental computer that had a graphical user interface (precursor to windows-on-a-screen) and a mouse — two concepts that were heretofore unheard of. Next thing you know, ole Jobs’s a millionaire. Digital gold. He took (stole?) those two monumental computer developments and incorporated them into the Macintosh. So much for indignation (and lost lawsuits) about Bill Gates looking over Steve’s shoulder (Grossman & McCracken, 2011).

Another thing about Steve Jobs: He was not a people person. And Tiger Woods was not monogamous. Apparently, Steve thought nothing of trashing a subordinate’s psyche or brutalizing an employee’s ego to get results. I thought this method of management was not supposed to work. A favorite business self-help guru of mine, Brian Tracy, often said that a supervisor verbally abusing a worker was akin to taking a sledge hammer to a piece of office furniture (Tracy, 1984). I don’t care how much good Jobs did for business; I’ve had my fill of idiot, Mac fanatic supervisors who used their position to artificially build up their own insecure egos at their subordinates’ expense.

Finally, here’s a fact that few people know. In the 1990s, after Jobs came back to an Apple on its death bed, he “accepted” a $150 million infusion of cash from Microsoft. Let me put this another way: When Apple was teetering near the cliff, about to go over, Bill Gates invested $150 million into his archrival’s company. And what was his thanks for saving Apple? He got booed at the 1997 Macworld Expo convention while speaking by video (Grossman & McCracken, 2011).

All right, let’s sum up. Bill allegedly stole the windows idea from Apple. Steve clearly stole the fledgling graphical user interface (precursor to the windows concept) and mouse ideas from Xerox. Bill has given $28 billion dollars to his charitable foundation and ultimately plans to give away 95 percent of his fortune. Steve? Not so much. Bill was a tough business competitor, possibly crossing the line at times into questionable anti-competitive tactics. Steve sent half of his staff into therapy — OK, I don’t know if this true. But he was, as stated earlier, “not a people person.” And Tiger Woods was not … you get it. Steve, like Bill, was a brilliant business entrepreneur. But much of Steve’s brilliance resulted from, and included, using verbal and psychological abuse against his talented team members.

One of my old supervisors, a Mac fanatic and also an insecure abuser of psyches, bragged once that this description of Apple’s leader sounded like him. I said, “Yeah, you’re like a Steve Jobs … without all that business genius baggage.”

(Props to Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog, from “The Conan O’Brien Show”. At a “Comedy Central Roast” of Rob Reiner, Triumph said — in reference to Reiner’s ample girth — “You’re like Orson Welles, without all that genius baggage”; Smigel, 2000.) ■

STEVE JOBS / APPLE TIMELINE

1950  (8/11)   Steve Wozniak is born
1955  (2/24)   Steve Jobs is born
1971               Steve J. (16) and Steve W. (21) meet through mutual friend Bill                                    Fernandez
1970s (early)  Steve J. and Steve W. work together at Hewlett-Packard
1974                Steve J. hires on as technician at Atari, Inc.
1974                Steve J. cheats Steve W. by lying about an Atari payment to be split by                                    them for a joint project – Steve J. pays Steve W. half of only $700                                    instead of half of the actual $5000 payout – Steve W. finds out 10                                    years later
1975                Steve J. and Steve W. begin attending Homebrew Computer Club
1976                Steve W. invents Apple I personal computer
1976  (4/1)      Steve J., Steve W., and Ronald Wayne found Apple in Steve J.’s                                    parents’ garage
1977  (4/16)    Apple II released
1979  (12/xx)   Steve J. et al visit Xerox PARC research facilities – they see “Xerox                                    Alto” mouse and graphical user interface (GUI, precursor to                                    Microsoft Windows and Macintosh operating systems)
1980  (5/xx)     Apple III released
1981  (2/xx)     Steve W. seriously injured in private plane crash – takes leave from                                    Apple
1983                Steve W. returns to Apple, choosing a small role as engineer and                                    figurehead
1983                Apple Lisa released – 1st commercial personal computer with GUI
1984  (1/22)    “1984” Super Bowl TV commercial airs
1984                Macintosh released
1985                Steve J. is forced out of Apple
1985                Steve J. founds NeXT (computer platform development company)
1986                Steve J. acquires Pixar Animation Studios (spinoff of Lucasfilm Ltd.’s                                    computer graphics division)
1987  (2/6)      Steve W. permanently leaves Apple
1988  (-1992) Apple sues Microsoft (and loses) for stealing GUI
1989                Macintosh Portable released
1989  (12/15)  Xerox sues Apple (and loses) for stealing GUI
1990                Macintosh LC released
1991                PowerBook released
1991                System 7 released – major upgrade to OS, adds color and new                                    networking capabilities
1993                Apple IIe discontinued
1994                Power Macintosh released – 1st of many Apple computers to use IBM’s                                    PowerPC processor
1995                “Toy Story” released – Pixar makes a jillion dollars
1996                Apple acquires NeXT, Steve J., and NeXTSTEP codebase (precursor                                    to Mac OS X)
1997                Steve J. named Apple’s interim CEO
1997                All lingering Apple vs. Microsoft issues settled – Apple agrees to use                                    Microsoft IE browser, Microsoft continues developing Office                                    software for Mac
1997                Microsoft invests $150 million in shares of non-voting Apple stock to                                    help struggling Apple
1998  (8/15)    iMac released
1998                Apple purchases Macromedia Final Cut software
1999                Final Cut Pro and iMovie released
2000                Steve J. named Apple’s permanent CEO
2001  (3/24)    OS X released
2001  (5/19)    1st Apple retail stores open in Virginia and California
2001  (11/10)   iPod released
2003                 iTunes Store introduced
2003                Macintosh G5 released
2003                Steve J. diagnosed with rare form of pancreatic cancer
2006  (1/10)     Apple’s 1st use of Intel Core Duo CPU in MacBook Pro and iMac
2006  (8/7)       Complete transition to Intel chips
2006                Walt Disney Co. acquires Pixar, Steve J. becomes Disney’s largest                                    individual shareholder (7%)
2007  (1/9)       Steve J. announces name change from “Apple Computer, Inc.” to                                    “Apple, Inc.”
2007                 iPhone and Apple TV released
2007                Apple and most record labels agree to remove DRM technology,                                    allowing iTunes songs to be played on 3rd party players
2009                Steve J. undergoes liver transplant
2010  (4/3)       iPad released
2011  (8/24)     Steve J. resigns as CEO
2011  (10/5)     Steve J. dies
2011  (10/14)   iPhone 4S released

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You're Like a Steve Jobs … Without all that Genius Baggage

(— nod to Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog), by Tom Ersin, December 15, 2011

You're Like a Steve Jobs …
Without all that
Genius Baggage

(— nod to Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog),
by Tom Ersin, December 15, 2011