Money Angel

by Tom Ersin, August 29, 2007

THE ORIGINAL (actual) E-MYTH (11/19/06)

From:  Lisa
To:       Vicki; Carrie; Diane; Leslie;
Sent:   Wednesday, November 19, 2006 1:50 PM
Subject:  Money Angel

 -  -  -  -  -  Forwarded Message  -  -  -  -  -

 Money Angel

The money angel came to visit me and I am sending her on her way
to bring riches to all of you.

This is a money angel.
Pass it to 6 of your good friends, or family and be rich in 4 Days.
Pass it to 12 of your good friends, or family and be rich in 2 Days.

I am not joking. You will find an unexpected windfall. 
If you delete it, you will beg.
Trust me!!! *

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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MY RESPONSE TO ORIGINAL E-MYTH (11/29/06)

Lisa,

          SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! You only sent the Money Angel to four friends, instead of the requisite six. You've therefore "WON" afterlifetime accommodations for ONE in the fabulous Celebrity Wing of the netherworld-renown Hitler Hilton. You’ll be partying 'til it's 19-99999999999999999999999999999999999999 with such icons as Jack the Ripper, Timothy McVeigh, and Osama Bin Laden (or OBL, as his posse calls him). BUT THERE'S MORE! No celebrity vacation like this would be complete without the three RICHARDS: Ramirez, Angelo, and Keith. And don't forget the TEDS: Bundy, and Kaczynski! YES, and it's all elegantly hosted by the big man himself, Adolf Hitler!

          (NOTE: Some celebrities may be late due to the untimely delay of their deaths - but their reservations are guaranteed.)

          HOWEVER, If you don't think you deserve this wonderful prize, or you'd like to slow down your inevitable descent into this once-in-an-afterlifetime vacation paradise, send the following e-mail to everyone in your address book:

“I'M SORRY.  I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE “IT CAN'T HURT!”

“I'M SORRY.  I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE “IT CAN'T HURT!”

“I'M SORRY.  I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE “IT CAN'T HURT!”

“I'M SORRY.  I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE “IT CAN'T HURT!”

“I'M SORRY.  I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE “IT CAN'T HURT!”

“I'M SORRY.  I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE “IT CAN'T HURT!”

“I'M SORRY.  I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE “IT CAN'T HURT!”

“I'M SORRY.  I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE “IT CAN'T HURT!”

“I'M SORRY.  I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE “IT CAN'T HURT!”

“I'M SORRY.  I WILL NEVER FORWARD CUTESY E-MAILS TO MY FRIENDS, AGAIN - NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT SEEMS LIKE “IT CAN'T HURT!”

Signed: Your new favorite moderate ■

Additional Information

Even the traditional rumor websites don't give this one the disrespect it deserves.